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0047 Toxic Entanglement Breakup Card
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Operation: Moving On.
This 0047 spy-themed political breakup card isn’t just a card, it’s classified intel on why you’re better off. Featuring POTUS in a tux with bold, mission-ready copy, this card is perfect for someone who deserves a laugh after dodging a toxic entanglement.
Intel confirms you’ve successfully escaped a toxic entanglement... This wasn’t heartbreak. This was a classified blessing... You’re not searching. You’re screening. There’s a difference.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Hilarious breakup message with spy-thriller vibes.
- Great for friends with high standards and sharp humor.
- Sometimes Breakups deserve a victory lap
- Perfect for friends who need a confidence boost post-heartbreak
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 3-4 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Express shipping is available at checkout.
Returns:
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