Birthdays Are Hard – Dachshund Pool Noodle Birthday Card

Because some birthdays call for maximum surface area. 😎🌊
This funny birthday card features a laid-back dachshund stretched out on a yellow pool noodle, sunglasses on, tongue out, drink nearby — fully embracing recovery mode after a big birthday celebration.

With the message “Birthdays are hard. Stay hydrated.”, this card is perfect for:

• Dachshund (doxie) lovers
• Friends with a sense of humor about aging
• Summer birthdays and pool party celebrations
• Anyone who appreciates clever, visual humor

It’s charming, relatable, and impossible not to laugh at.

Perfect For

• Funny birthday cards for adults
• Dog lover birthday cards
• Dachshund birthday cards
• Pool party and summer birthdays
• Lighthearted milestone celebrations

This design is part of our Pawtraits Collection featuring breed-specific and personality-driven dog greeting cards.

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
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