{"product_id":"dachshund-pool-noodle-birthday-card","title":"Birthdays Are Hard – Dachshund Pool Noodle Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"563\"\u003eBecause some birthdays call for maximum surface area. 😎🌊\u003cbr data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"363\"\u003eThis funny birthday card features a laid-back dachshund stretched out on a yellow pool noodle, sunglasses on, tongue out, drink nearby — fully embracing recovery mode after a big birthday celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eWith the message \u003cstrong data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"622\"\u003e“Birthdays are hard. Stay hydrated.”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this card is perfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"821\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eDachshund (doxie) lovers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"679\" data-end=\"724\"\u003eFriends with a sense of humor about aging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"773\"\u003eSummer birthdays and pool party celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"774\" data-end=\"821\"\u003eAnyone who appreciates clever, visual humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"880\"\u003eIt’s charming, relatable, and impossible not to laugh at.\u003cstrong data-start=\"890\" data-end=\"906\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1065\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1083\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eFunny birthday cards for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1148\"\u003eDog lover birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003eDachshund birthday cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1213\"\u003ePool party and summer birthdays\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003eLighthearted milestone celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1214\" data-end=\"1253\"\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThis design is part of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pawtrait-collection\" title=\"Pawtrait Collection\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ePawtraits Collection\u003c\/a\u003e featuring breed-specific and personality-driven dog greeting cards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HOUSE OF 1776","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51705400721709,"sku":"GC_DOXIE_POOL_NOODLE","price":10.25,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0882\/0159\/3133\/files\/doxie_pool_noodle_birthday_card.jpg?v=1766002171","url":"https:\/\/houseof1776.com\/products\/dachshund-pool-noodle-birthday-card","provider":"HOUSE OF 1776","version":"1.0","type":"link"}