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Elon Birthday Card – Initiating DOGE Audit
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🛰️ Audit mode: activated.
Elon’s not just showing up for your birthday—he’s scanning it for inefficiencies. Whether you're blowing out candles or launching party protocols, this card is for anyone who likes their celebrations with a side of code and chaos.
Front Text Reads:
Initiating Birthday Audit
🎯 Perfect for:
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Tech lovers and meme kings
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Tesla fanboys & SpaceX stans
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Libertarians, capitalists, and rocket dads
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Anyone whose idea of a party includes optimization
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
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Returns:
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