Elon Birthday Card – Initiating DOGE Audit
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🛰️ Audit mode: activated.
Elon’s not just showing up for your birthday—he’s scanning it for inefficiencies. Whether you're blowing out candles or launching party protocols, this card is for anyone who likes their celebrations with a side of code and chaos.
Front Text Reads:
Initiating Birthday Audit
🎯 Perfect for:
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Tech lovers and meme kings
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Tesla fanboys & SpaceX stans
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Libertarians, capitalists, and rocket dads
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Anyone whose idea of a party includes optimization
Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock
Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail
Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing
Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy
Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)
Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
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