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Fauci Birthday Card Here for the Heart-Stopping Fun
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2 for $14 | 3 for $17 | 4 for $20
Happy Birthday! I’m here for the heart-stopping fun.
– Dr. Anthony Fauci (probably)
Whether you're throwing a party or planning an "emergency-approved" gathering, this hilarious birthday card is just what the doctor didn’t order. Featuring America’s most controversial bureaucrat front and center, this card delivers sharp satire and side effects may include: excessive laughter, eye rolls, and sudden political debates.
Perfect for the politically aware, the unvaccinated skeptic, or the friend who survived two birthdays under lockdown.
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
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