Fauci Birthday Card Here for the Heart-Stopping Fun
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Happy Birthday! I’m here for the heart-stopping fun.
– Dr. Anthony Fauci (probably)
Whether you're throwing a party or planning an "emergency-approved" gathering, this hilarious birthday card is just what the doctor didn’t order. Featuring America’s most controversial bureaucrat front and center, this card delivers sharp satire and side effects may include: excessive laughter, eye rolls, and sudden political debates.
Perfect for the politically aware, the unvaccinated skeptic, or the friend who survived two birthdays under lockdown.
Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock
Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail
Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing
Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy
Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)
Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
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