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Fauci Card Shortness of Breath
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2 for $14 | 3 for $17 | 4 for $20
No masks required. Just a good sense of humor. Prolonged exposure to you may cause shortness of breath, increased heart rate.
Whether it's meant to flatter, fluster, or poke fun, this card walks the line between compliment and comedy—Fauci-style. Featuring the infamous doc himself making another unnecessary announcement, this card is perfect for birthdays, flirty roasts, or just throwing a little shade.
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 3-4 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Express shipping is available at checkout.
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