A greeting card with an illustration of a doctor resembling Anthony Fauci, with text 'I JUST ISSUED A NEW GUIDELINE. TOO MUCH TIME AROUND YOU MAY CAUSE SHORTNESS OF BREATH!'.
House of 1776 Blank inside of greeting card with generous writing space for personalized messages
House of 1776 Greeting card size guide 5x7 inches with envelope, matte finish cardstock black envelope
A greeting card with an illustration of a doctor resembling Anthony Fauci, with text 'I JUST ISSUED A NEW GUIDELINE. TOO MUCH TIME AROUND YOU MAY CAUSE SHORTNESS OF BREATH!'.
House of 1776 Blank inside of greeting card with generous writing space for personalized messages
House of 1776 Greeting card size guide 5x7 inches with envelope, matte finish cardstock black envelope

Fauci Card Shortness of Breath

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No masks required. Just a good sense of humor. Prolonged exposure to you may cause shortness of breath, increased heart rate.

Whether it's meant to flatter, fluster, or poke fun, this card walks the line between compliment and comedy—Fauci-style. Featuring the infamous doc himself making another unnecessary announcement, this card is perfect for birthdays, flirty roasts, or just throwing a little shade.

  • Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
  • Material: Matte premium cardstock
  • Envelope: Included – peel & seal
  • Handmade & one-of-a-kind
  • Printed with love in the 🇺🇸

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