First Lady Birthday Snack Card – Political Flirt

Red, white, and woo.
This First Lady Birthday Card channels Melania-level confidence — because sometimes the birthday treat isn’t the dessert, it’s you. Whether it’s for a partner, friend, or anyone deserving of First Lady flair, this card makes birthdays a little bolder and a lot more American.

Wearing a stars-and-stripes swimsuit and her signature glam, she delivers the ultimate compliment to the birthday bombshell:
“Who needs cake when you’re already a snack.”

Front Reads:
Who needs cake when you’re already a snack.

Perfect for:

• Birthdays with sass and style

• Fans of First Lady, fashion, and freedom

• Glamorous gift-givers with a sense of humor

• Anyone who’s still got it (and knows it)

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 5 business days (U.S. only).

Returns:
If something isn’t right, please reach out within 15 days — we’ll make it right!