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Older, Not Wiser – Funny DOGE Birthday Card for Political Minds
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Get ready to serve up the ultimate birthday truth bomb. The Older, Not Wiser DOGE Birthday Card is for the friend who’s survived another year without necessarily leveling up in wisdom. It’s cheeky, unapologetic, and a guaranteed to ruffle a few feathers.
Perfect for those who believe accountability isn’t just for politicians—and that aging is more about collecting stories than sage advice.
• Front Text: “Happy Birthday – Based on my calculations, you’re older… but not necessarily wiser.”
• Inside: Blank for your personal zingers or heartfelt notes.
• Size: 5" x 7"
• Made in the USA by a Republican-owned small business
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
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