Funny Political Women & Money Card – No Such Thing as a Gold Digger

Say it like it is. Our Funny Political Greeting Card featuring a glamorous Melania-inspired figure in a bold pink swimsuit and oversized hat delivers unapologetic truth. “There is no such thing as a gold digger. All women are expensive. Pick one you can afford and zip it.”

Perfect for anyone who appreciates sharp wit wrapped in vintage-inspired style. Whether you’re sending it as a birthday card, a tongue-in-cheek anniversary card, or just because, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe start a few debates).

Details:

• Front message: “There is no such thing as a gold digger. All women are expensive. Pick one you can afford and zip it.”
• Blank inside for your custom message (or let us handwrite & mail it for you).
• Size: 5” x 7” folded, includes envelope.
• Printed on premium cardstock in the USA.
• Original design by House of 1776.

Part of our Funny Political Greeting Cards and  Political Any Occasion Cards collections.

• Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
• Material: Matte premium cardstock
• Envelope: Included – peel & seal
• Handmade & one-of-a-kind
• Printed with love in the 🇺🇸

Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.

Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 3-4 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Express shipping is available at checkout.

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