Birthdays Are Hard – Golden Retriever Pool Float Birthday Card

Because some birthdays require a recovery plan. 😎
This funny birthday card features a relaxed golden retriever floating on a pool mat, sunglasses on, tongue out, drink within reach — fully committed to staying hydrated after a long birthday celebration.

With the message “Birthdays are hard. Stay hydrated.”, this card is ideal for:

• Golden retriever lovers
• Friends who go big on their birthday
• Summer birthdays and poolside personalities
• Anyone who appreciates humor with a hint of truth

It’s playful, relatable, and guaranteed to get a laugh the moment it’s opened.

Perfect For

• Funny birthday cards for adults
• Dog lover birthday cards
• Golden retriever mom or dad
• Summer and pool-themed birthdays
• Milestone birthdays with a sense of humor

This design is part of our Pawtraits Collection featuring breed-specific and personality-driven dog greeting cards.

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
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