retro brunette first lady in a patriotic bikini posing in a bikini on the gulf of america
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retro brunette first lady in a patriotic bikini posing in a bikini on the gulf of america
House of 1776 Blank inside of greeting card with generous writing space for personalized messages
House of 1778 greeting card size guide 5x7 inches with red envelope, matte finish cardstock

First Lady Beach Babe Birthday Card Gulf of America

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• Size: 5” × 7” (folded)
• Premium matte cardstock — smooth finish
• Envelope included — peel & seal
• Original small-batch artwork — limited availability
• Frame-worthy keepsake quality
• Designed, printed & packaged in the USA 🇺🇸

Sun, sass, and birthday wishes from the Gulf of America. XOXO. 💋🇺🇸

This birthday card features a First Lady-inspired brunette standing glamorously along the rebranded shoreline of the Gulf of America — because who needs the Gulf of Mexico when you can have something with more freedom, more beauty, and more birthday energy?

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

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