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Highly Flammable Birthday Card – Fire Hazard Edition
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2 for $14 | 3 for $17 | 4 for $20
YUGE Fire Risk Alert!
Celebrate another trip around the sun with a card that burns brighter than your birthday cake. Featuring a tuxedo-clad President and his signature style of compliments, this birthday card is a hilarious way to toast the not-so-young and still fabulous.
Front Text:
"I’ve lit a lot of birthday cakes, but this one? YUGE! Highly flammable. Normally, I would say age is just a number, but yours—a fire hazard! No guarantees, folks. Treat every birthday as though you just won BIG-TIME!"
Perfect For:
🔥 Politically incorrect birthdays
🔥 MAGA fans with a sense of humor
🔥 Friends who don’t mind a little heat with their cake
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 3-4 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Express shipping is available at checkout.
Returns:
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