I Love You, Bruises and All – Funny Banana Love & Romance Card

This charming romance card features a beautifully imperfect banana, blushing under floating hearts, with the message: “I Love You, Bruises and All.” It’s sweet, sincere, and just the right amount of funny — the kind of card that makes someone laugh and melt at the same time.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday reminders of love, this card celebrates the best kind of relationship: the one where you adore each other exactly as you are.

It’s playful.
It’s heartfelt.
And it says what real love is all about.

💖 GREAT FOR

Valentine’s Day
Romantic partners
Anniversaries
Flirty surprises
New relationships
Long-time loves

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
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