Pew Pew I Love You – Funny Gorilla Valentine’s Day Card

When love strikes… it doesn’t miss.

This hilarious and heart-melting Valentine’s Day card features an adorable baby gorilla aiming a bright red love blaster that shoots a cloud of floating pink hearts, with the message “Pew Pew I Love You” floating above in playful script. It’s the perfect mix of humor, charm, and unexpected sweetness — ideal for someone who appreciates cute things with a bold sense of humor.

Whether you’re gifting your partner, spouse, crush, best friend, or anyone who makes your heart go a little wild, this card delivers love with style, laughter, and a whole lot of personality. Equal parts silly and sincere, it’s a keepsake that makes Valentine’s Day feel genuinely fun again.

Perfect for romantic partners, friends, long-distance loves, or anyone who deserves a big smile on Valentine’s Day.

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
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