Retro Babe Greeting Card I Don’t Rise and Shine, I Aim and Fire
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• Single card: $10.25
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Start your day with attitude. This unapologetic retro greeting card features a stunning retro bombshell in a knockout red dress — and she’s not just dressed to kill, she’s armed and ready to fire. Whether it’s a birthday, or a subtle warning shot, this card hits the mark.
Perfect for:
-Funny Valentine’s Day cards
-Conservatives and Republicans
-Couples who campaign together and stay together
-Anyone who loves a little drama with their romance
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
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