Skyflu Mission Recovery Activated 0047 Card

When tissues aren’t enough, deploy 0047.

This SkyFlu Get Well card turns being sick into a classified mission brief — tuxedo, ego, and attitude fully activated. Designed for the patriot who insists they’re “too tough to get sick” but is currently knocked out by a microscopic enemy with zero respect for greatness.

Whether your friend is battling a cold, flu, man-flu, pneumonia-lite, or simply over-dramatic about allergies — this card brings the kind of recovery message that says:

“Yes, you’re down. But not out… and we expect a comeback.”

Perfect for:
🥃 Guys who hate resting
💼 Type-A friends forced into pajamas
🇺🇸 Conservatives who call in sick “ironically”
🕶 Fans of 0047-style humor and spy-level dramatic energy

Expect excessive laughter, half-delirious giggling from DayQuil, and immediate improvement in morale.

• Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
• Material: Matte premium cardstock
• Envelope: Included – peel & seal
• Handmade & one-of-a-kind
• Printed with love in the 🇺🇸

Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.

Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 4-6 business days (U.S. Only). Standard and Express shipping options available at checkout.

Returns:
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