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Thanksgiving Card – I Pardoned the Last Turkey, Not This One
💌 Bundle & Save: 1 Card $10.25 | 2+ Cards $7 Each
Thanksgiving just got political — and hilarious. Our exclusive Thanksgiving card features POTUS (you know who) preparing a turkey with the savage declaration:
“I pardoned the last turkey. Not this one — too delicious.”
Perfect for family, friends, or that one liberal cousin who needs a laugh before the stuffing kicks in. Whether you're giving thanks, roasting turkeys, or just roasting each other, this card is the main dish.
House of 1776 — Built to Run on Freedom.
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
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Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
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