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This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? Bumper Sticker
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2 for $24 | 3 for $30
$15.20
Some PSA’s age better than others.
This one's for anyone that survived the Biden administration and wondered if anyone sober was at the wheel. A little humor. A lot of truth.
Slap it on your truck, laptop, cooler, or anywhere else you want to make a statement. These aren’t your average flimsy stickers.
- Two sizes: 11"x3" & 15"x3.75"
- Premium thick vinyl — built to take a beating
- Laminated for extreme durability — rain, sun, or snow
- Waterproof sticky adhesive — stays stuck, won’t quit
- Matte finish — looks sharp, feels smooth
- Peels easy, applies clean — zero hassle install
- Indoor & Outdoor Rated — year-round freedom display
- Weather won’t fade it. Scratches won’t ruin it.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 5–8 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships.
Returns:
If something isn’t right, please reach out within 30 days — we’ll make it right!