Another Birthday? Sounds Rigged. Demand a Recount Card
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Another birthday? Sounds rigged.
Demand a recount — or at least a second piece of cake. 🎂🗳️🇺🇸
This bold political birthday card features a deadpan image of POTUS and delivers the perfect message for your favorite conservative friend who’s aging... suspiciously fast. Whether they’re turning 35 or 75, this card is the official notice that birthdays, much like elections, deserve a little scrutiny.
Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock
Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail
Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing
Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy
Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)
Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand, handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Printed same day when ordered early. Ships via USPS First-Class Mail (typically 3–5 business days). Need it faster or want tracking? FedEx 2-Day shipping is available at checkout.
Returns:
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