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Another Birthday? Sounds Rigged. Demand a Recount Card
🎉 Bundle & Save:
2 for $14 | 3 for $17 | 4 for $20
Another birthday? Sounds rigged.
Demand a recount — or at least a second piece of cake. 🎂🗳️🇺🇸
This bold political birthday card features a deadpan image of POTUS and delivers the perfect message for your favorite conservative friend who’s aging... suspiciously fast. Whether they’re turning 35 or 75, this card is the official notice that birthdays, much like elections, deserve a little scrutiny.
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 3-4 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Express shipping is available at checkout.
Returns:
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