Another Birthday? Sounds Rigged. Demand a Recount Card

Another birthday? Sounds rigged. 
Demand a recount — or at least a second piece of cake. 🎂🗳️🇺🇸

This bold political birthday card features a deadpan image of POTUS and delivers the perfect message for your favorite conservative friend who’s aging... suspiciously fast. Whether they’re turning 35 or 75, this card is the official notice that birthdays, much like elections, deserve a little scrutiny.

Cardstock Weight: High quality Matte cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
If something isn’t right, please reach out right away.