Funny Retro Christmas Card – Christmas Spirit, Mostly Vodka

Bring some glamorous holiday mischief to the season with this retro-inspired Christmas card featuring a 1950s beauty, a festive martini, and the perfect cocktail-humor punchline.

Why They’ll Love It

✔ Vintage pin-up Christmas art
✔ Dry humor + real holiday energy
✔ Sure to get a laugh at the family gathering
✔ Perfect for stocking stuffers and gift-wrap add-ons

Add this card to your order for the perfect finishing touch — the season may be chaotic, but your sense of humor is on point.

Original artwork designed exclusively for our shop

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
If something isn’t right, please reach out right away.