Funny Retro Christmas Card – Christmas Spirit, Mostly Vodka
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• 2 Cards $8 each
• 3+ Cards $7 each
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Bring some glamorous holiday mischief to the season with this retro-inspired Christmas card featuring a 1950s beauty, a festive martini, and the perfect cocktail-humor punchline.
Why They’ll Love It
✔ Vintage pin-up Christmas art
✔ Dry humor + real holiday energy
✔ Sure to get a laugh at the family gathering
✔ Perfect for stocking stuffers and gift-wrap add-ons
Add this card to your order for the perfect finishing touch — the season may be chaotic, but your sense of humor is on point.
Original artwork designed exclusively for our shop
Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock
Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail
Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing
Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy
Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)
Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand, handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Printed same day and mailed via USPS First-Class (3–5 business days). For tracked, faster delivery, upgrade to FedEx 2-Day at checkout.
Returns:
If something isn’t right, please reach out right away we’ll make it right!
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