Beer Instead of Cookies Christmas Card

Cookies are cute, but Santa’s had a long night.
This funny Christmas card features a vintage-style Santa Claus kicking back with a frosty beer and the message: “This year leave Santa a beer. He deserves it more than cookies.”

Perfect for friends who appreciate humor, hops, and holiday cheer. The nostalgic painterly artwork gives it that classic mid-century charm—making it a hit with beer lovers and vintage collectors alike.

Pair it with your favorite craft brew or tuck it under the tree for a jolly good laugh.

Cardstock Weight: Thick, matte high quality cardstock

Printing Method: High-resolution archival inks for crisp, vibrant detail

Sourcing: Acid-free paper to preserve color and prevent yellowing

Production: Printed in small batches to maintain color accuracy

Finish: Soft-touch matte surface (ideal for writing with any pen)

Packaging: Ships flat in a protective, sleeve

Made Just for You
Every order is printed on demand and handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

Shipping
Ships within 1–2 business days (often same day)

United States
• Delivery: 3–7 business days
• Carrier: USPS First-Class Mail
• Upgrade: FedEx 2-Day available at checkout

International
• United Kingdom: 7–14 business days
• Canada: 6–14 business days
• Australia: 10–21 business days
• Method: USPS First-Class Stamped Mail Letter or Flat

International mail is not guaranteed and can sometimes take 4–6 weeks.
International orders of more than 3 cards may be shipped in separate envelopes

Returns:
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