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Vintage Americana Funny Snowman Christmas Card | “I Only Get Stiff in the Winter”
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2 for $14 | 3 for $17 | 4 for $20
Bring a wink and a smile to the holidays with this cheeky Vintage Americana Snowman Christmas Card. Featuring a flirty snow couple in classic mid-century style, this card delivers a playful punchline: “I Only Get Stiff in the Winter.”
Printed on premium cardstock with a coordinating red envelope, it’s the perfect mix of retro charm and grown-up humor — ideal for friends who appreciate a little naughty with their nice.
Whether tucked into a gift or mailed for a laugh, this card is a holiday hit they’ll remember long after the snow melts. Fully customizable inside and out so you can make the humor all your own.
Perfect For:
- Friends with a sense of humor
- Holiday card exchanges with a playful twist
- Fans of vintage-style Christmas decor and art
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
Shipping:
Economy shipping takes 3-4 business days (U.S. only). You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order ships. Express shipping is available at checkout.
Returns:
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