💌 Bundle & Save: 1 Card $10.25 | 2+ Cards $7 Each
Funny Political Breakup Card | 0047 Card Series
💌 Bundle & Save: 1 Card $10.25 | 2+ Cards $7 Each
Operation: Moving On.
This Trump, 0047 spy-themed political breakup card isn’t just a card, it’s classified intel on why you’re better off. Featuring Trump in a tux with bold, mission-ready copy, this card is perfect for someone who deserves a laugh after dodging a toxic entanglement.
Intel confirms you’ve successfully escaped a toxic entanglement... This wasn’t heartbreak. This was a classified blessing... You’re not searching. You’re screening. There’s a difference.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Hilarious breakup message with spy-thriller vibes.
- Great for friends with high standards and sharp humor.
- Sometimes Breakups deserve a victory lap
- Perfect for friends who need a confidence boost post-heartbreak
This product is a parody work protected under the First Amendment. It is political satire/commentary involving a public figure, created with admiration and humor. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, or any political campaign.
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
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