💌 Bundle & Save: 1 Card $10.25 | 2+ Cards $7 Each
Funny Political For Your Heart Only | 0047 Card Series
💌 Bundle & Save: 1 Card $10.25 | 2+ Cards $7 Each
License to charm.
This Trump 0047 agent doesn’t break hearts—just disarms them. Featuring a sleek pistol that fires a single red rose, this card is the perfect romantic weapon for every romantic occasion, anniversaries, or any time you feel like going full stealth-flirt.
📝 Front Text:
For Your Heart Only
🎯 Perfect for:
- Valentine’s Day or anniversaries
- Your secret crush or forever partner
- Fans of spy chic and soft-target romance
This product is a parody work protected under the First Amendment. It is political satire/commentary involving a public figure, created with admiration and humor. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, or any political campaign.
- Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
- Material: Matte premium cardstock
- Envelope: Included – peel & seal
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
- Printed with love in the 🇺🇸
Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.
Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.
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