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Funny Political Retirement Card | 0047 Card Series

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Because retirement SHOULD feel like a classified mission... complete. Celebrate retirement with Trump as 0047 and a nod to service, country, and well-earned freedom. Whether it is a teacher, doctor, police officer, nurse, accountant, border patrol agent or someone in the  the military that is finally clocking out for good — this card delivers a fun, cheeky send-off with a patriotic edge.

This product is a parody work protected under the First Amendment. It is political satire/commentary involving a public figure, created with admiration and humor. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, or any political campaign.

  • Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
  • Material: Matte premium cardstock
  • Envelope: Included – peel & seal
  • Handmade & one-of-a-kind
  • Printed with love in the 🇺🇸

Greeting cards ship separately to guarantee safe arrival, free from the hazards of bulk packaging.

Made Just for You:
Every order is printed on demand — handcrafted when you order, not pulled from a shelf.

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