Funny Political Get Well Soon Card | 0047 Card Series

This isn’t your average get-well card—it’s classified. Straight from Trump, Agent 0047, this card delivers tough-love encouragement for anyone sidelined by sniffles, couch duty, or “rest.” Bold, cheeky, and unapologetically political, it’s the perfect way to tell a friend: you’re too tough for sick days.

• Front reads: “Heard you’re down for the count… Tragic. You were top-tier. Tough, loyal, borderline indestructible. Now? Sidelined. One sniffle away from registering Democrat. ‘Rest’ is for Sleepy Joe and babies. So, take a minute. But don’t get too comfortable—sick days are for civilians.”
• Featuring Trump Agent 0047 in sharp tuxedo form, because even downtime deserves style.
• Blank inside for your own undercover message.

Perfect for: friends, coworkers, politicians, and anyone who refuses to let a cold take them out.

This product is a parody work protected under the First Amendment. It is political satire/commentary involving a public figure, created with admiration and humor. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, or any political campaign.

• Size: 5” x 7” (folded)
• Material: Matte premium cardstock
• Envelope: Included – peel & seal
• Handmade & one-of-a-kind
• Printed with love in the 🇺🇸

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